calm urself

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The fact that Python is Apollo’s greatest enemy and snake is Asclepius’ sacred animal will always be funny

*a snake appears*

Other children of Apollo: *jump 7 meters in the air, screaming*

Asclepius: *picks up the snake* Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl? You are!

sodamnbored:

Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?

Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.

Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.

Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?

Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.

Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.

Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.

Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.

lenaleviosa:

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.